Does anyone read these things? I'm here for the same reason as anyone else: I'm horny and I enjoy porn. I prefer amateur content, but will occasionally indulge in studio/production porn, too. I'm a bit of a strange gal. Not sure if it's considered a "fetish", but I love watching/hearing guys masturbate. I get off from just watching you get off. A man's moans are music to my ears. Of course, I also love watching women masturbate.

Turn-ons: Being a Domme/Mistress (currently a work in progress), femdom, submissive men, pegging, dominant women, redheads/gingers, beautiful faces, men who genuinely enjoy pleasing a woman, edging, teasing, thick cocks, big tits, big asses, giving blowjobs, deepthroating, huge/thick cum loads, swallowing cum, curvy women, eating pussy/having my pussy eaten, getting fucked doggystyle, spanking, hair-pulling, dirty talk, restraining a man to a bed and taking control of his pleasure, being challenged on an intellectual level, witty sense of humour.

Turn-offs: Bodily waste, bad hygiene, bigotry of any kind, abuse, overly-dominant men, misogyny, degrading women, selfish lovers, James Deen makes my skin crawl.